shit and hit 

to simultaneousnessly smoke weed and take a shit. used amongst teenage pot heads who cannot do it anywhere else.

Raul: Yo man, what did you end up doing last night?
Paco: Dawg, i had to shit and hit cause my mom was home. Ended up watching the whole star wars trilogy and munching a weeks supply of groceries, i was faded.
Raul: Word

shit and hit by cakeslop93 July 10, 2010

Shit Candle

The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.

Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.

Shit Candle by Appled January 8, 2014

Shit ‘n’ shake 

The art of masturbating while defacating

‘I’m a bit pushed for time this morning so I’m going to have to Shit ‘n’ shake.

Shit ‘n’ shake by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017

shit in a bag 

When the toilet is so backed up from your roomate taking giant brick shits that you are forced to shit in a plastic grocery bag and throw it into your roomates room

Damnit I have to shit in a bag again!

shit in a bag by lerxst88 April 27, 2009

Shit Cunt 

A person who is deemed to be not only unpleasant to be around but the worst kind of unpleasant.

Why are you still talking to me you fucking shit cunt?

Shit Cunt by Big Sexy Mik November 18, 2011

shit rag 

toilet roll or tissue paper, or a cus

yo john i'm goin down t'shop to get some shit rag so i can wipe me arse after I crap like

shit rag by AJUDD001 August 4, 2008

shit else 

another way of saying anything else, nothing, etc

"I've already said more than I should've and I aint tellin you shit else!"

shit else by JS GIRL May 13, 2008