san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises

Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.

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San Hopeless

San Hopeless is another term for San Jose California. if you are a born and raised Land Shark you understand why the term fits.

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The female reproductive organ that has been infected with a virus.

The gynecologist said "ma'am you have a San Diego Plateau between your legs and we need to amputate."

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The act of riding the male member and/or equivalent to the point of causing your partner to squirt numerous times causing a flash flood.

Ali was riding me earlier and gave me and my mattress a San Diego super soaker.

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A mythical position where two homosexual men are simultaneously pitching and catching at the same time.

"I've seen DVDA once but I've only ever heard of the san francisco twister."

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Like a California burrito except they use chicken instead of carne. Ingredients are pollo, papas, queso, crema all wrapped up in a warm tortilla.

"Have you tried the San Diego Burrito at Los Panchos? Bomb diggity"

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Instead of buying drinks inside the venue, let's pregame with some San Jose Water

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