Reverse Leapfrog

When you and your significant other are both naked and somehow you have both forgotten the rules of leapfrog. This confusion occurs when one partner is lying on their back and the other partner (the penised one) attempts to pass over them. During this attempt their penis accidentally slides into your mouth and before you know it they are cradling your head into their pelvic region while moving in an undulating motion until they cum.
Juan and Luisa had wound up in a heated game of reverse leapfrog after neither of the two could find their underwear.

Luisa did not realize that their reverse leapfrog game had basically turned into a blow job until Juan said, "oops" and her mouth was full of his seed.
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 11, 2017
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reverse leapfrog

When you and your significant other are both naked and somehow you have both forgotten the rules of leapfrog. This confusion occurs when one partner is lying on their back and the other partner (the penised one) attempts to pass over them. During this attempt their penis accidentally slides into your mouth and before you know it they are cradling your head into their pelvic region while moving in an undulating motion until they ejaculate.
Juan and Lupita had wound up in a heated game of reverse leapfrog after neither of the two could find their underwear.

Lupita did not realize that reverse leapfrog was basically a dirty blowjob until Juan said, “oops” and his seed was in her mouth.
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017
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reverse murphy

Murphy's law states that everything that can go wrong will. A reverse Murphy is when things should have gone wrong, and yet didn't.
"The guy drinks a whole 24 case of beer, and gets in a laundry basket pulled behind a snowmobile on a lake."
" The idiot died right?"
" He pulled off a reverse Murphy!"
by The original Murphy October 25, 2017
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reverse customer

A customer that you pay, in order to try to make your company seem more popular and to seem to have more customers.
Yay, we just landed our 100th customer, unfortunately the first 99 were reverse customers...
by nixcraft@ April 30, 2009
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Reverse crazy

When you behave and/or act crazy & irrational intentionally; all in retaliation of someone acting crazy & irrational towards you.

This is done so that you catch them off-guard and give them a taste of their own medicine.
Guy: "That bitch won't leave me alone... she keeps trying to add all my friends!"

Friend: "You have to get reverse crazy on that bitch and have all your friends ADD HER!"
by Hollywuud1717 February 26, 2014
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Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.
Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
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