Procrastination

I’ll tell ya later

‘’I’ll procrastinate about procrastinating procrastination later’’

by Eunkoki November 25, 2017

Poocrastinate

What is done in and around a shared bathroom while waiting for others to leave so you can crap in private. Often includes face washing and mirror gazing.

Sorry I'm late. George peed, did dishes AND shaved so I had to poocrastinate for like 20 minutes before I could leave. I really had to go.

by wesleyan102 October 12, 2007

procrasterbating

to wait to masterbate

procrasterbating - see Ben Romanowski .

by gandalf aka the white wizard September 22, 2005

Procrastination

I'll type a definition here tomorrow.

I'll type an example of how "procrastination" is used in a sentence tomorrow.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

procrasturbation

Excessive procrastination and/or the act of enjoying putting off your work to an abnormal degree.

Becky's poor study skills and tendency toward procrasturbation were starting to affect her grades adversely.

by Louella Pruitt March 8, 2009

Procrasturbating

Wanting to jerk off/masturbate, but continuously putting it off

"Oh man my dick really hurts"

"Why don't you just jerk off? That always makes my dick stop hurting."

"Yea I've meant to but I've really been procrasturbating lately

by Scrub Nation February 22, 2011

Procrasterbating

When you're supposed to be doing school work etc. and you have a wank instead.

Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"

by xMEGADAVEx June 12, 2011