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Algorithm Pimp

A marketer who makes content optimized purely for digital algorithms, instead of their audience's interests.

Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.

In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.

On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.

The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.

Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.

Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
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CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
by Calvin Blanc November 22, 2022
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neutral pimp

A type of pimp that only takes 20% of what his hoes are earning and doesn't abuse his hoes AS much as a normal Pimp.
"Josh over there, he's a neutral pimp, hus hoes getting more money than him."
by BloodhoundGangBalls August 24, 2023
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Recovery Pimp

A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.
He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.
by Gordy W. September 4, 2023
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Porn Groove Pimp

A DJ who plays strip clubs
A Porn Groove Pimp is a disc Jockey who plays his music live at an event where strippers put on a live show hence creating a porn groove
by Suburbansista September 30, 2009
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polishing my pimp

when a woman is cleaning her dildo before use it.
by Don Sueco February 27, 2011
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crimp on my pimp

Someone that cock blocks your moves with a girl.
A Player hater.
My ex put a crimp on my pimp with my boo.
by BeavisBungholio December 4, 2018
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red bottom pimp

A pimp who takes good care of his girls. A pimp who puts money back into his bitches. Red bottom refers to Louis Vuitton shoes a pimp might buy his girl so as to attract high paying tricks.
“He ain’t no ho hustler, he’s a real red bottom pimp.”
by FrenchKitten7942 April 10, 2022
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