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SOFT

When a person copies and pastes a dad joke, especially from social media such as twitter
My uncle thought he was smooth with the jokes… turns out he’s just SOFT
by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022
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"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.
Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
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soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
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Soft

Isaiah Sedillos
Isaiah Sedillos: A man who is very sensitive, soft, and emotionally open. Not afraid to cry, weep uncontrollably, and express feeling.
by SweetCeceD66 November 29, 2018
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soft wentz

the softest kid in the mother fucking world
mini mircoSOFT eminem lookin like mother fucker
by Leo Cuomo October 8, 2004
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Soft chesus

Can be an insult or a compliment take your pick it’s a real guessing game
by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 25, 2021
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Soft Taco

A racial homophobic slur for gay Mexicans.
Beat a soft taco this morning, should have built that wall.
by Someonelamer May 29, 2021
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