Money

A possession that is directly proportional to the amount of problems one has

Guy- "Damn Steve, you got a lot of money!"
Steve- "Yeah, well, I also have a lot of problems. Thanks for bringing it up."

by Benjabibble January 7, 2009

Yoohoo Money

An amount of money which allows someone to simply summon sales people with a loud "yoohoo" and point to an item they wish to purchase without any need to know price.

"Yoohoo, can I get this right here and oh, two of these."

See documentary "Living with Michael Jackson" where he demonstrates Yoohoo money while shopping at the Venetian in Las Vegas.

by T-Mad July 3, 2009

Cotton Money

Money and capital assets made by Southern Aristocrats from slave labor on plantations.

Maybe we could claw back some of the Cotton Money that has accumulated from compound interest over the last century and a half and invest it in impoverish southern communities and underutilized and over exploited human resources.

by mlhiss October 13, 2019

Money

The only thing you cannot buy.

- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.

by zacon November 29, 2003

Big Money

Just another pathetic lie of a nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Known as Big Money to his family and to his sycophants whose salaries are paid by him, he’s known as the Big Spy in Russia.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2019

money-tounge

beaver-tail
a club like device ussually constructed of a sock or small satchel containg coins or other small dense objects; used to inflict pain and cause intimidation.

"after a few licks from the pimps money tounge , the street whore glady payed him."

by Light Breeze February 17, 2003

Moleyak

Area between the taint and the grundle. In the same region as the gooch, yet found just a tad south. Also, a bit more spongy.

Lick my moleyak, you brown-bather.

by Mole E. Yak March 30, 2004