cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.

Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.

by farco_ April 27, 2024

Coal Miner Pussy

Word origin: This comes from rural Tennessee through the smokie of NC and up to West Virginia.

A cavernous vagina.

a vagina that has been well used.
a pussy that’s been blown out from belly button to asshole.
A vagina that has been carved out with a pickaxe.

Man, I just got lost up in that coal miner pussy.

Say what you will, that coal miner pussy is comfortable and can take a beating.

Darlene, you could’ve warned me, Randy beat my pussy up last night. I got one of them coal miner pussy now.

by WV Mating Call June 22, 2024

Gorp Miner

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.

"Don't be a gorp miner and just grab a handful, you hoser!

by Shadyme June 24, 2024

gay miserable

A movie or play that is depressing and ends terribly.

My Best Friend's Wedding turned out to be a really gay miserable because they didn’t end up together.

by gloopey1 December 9, 2024

Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

data miner

A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.

Commonly found at UWaterloo.

Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."

by califctn February 12, 2025

Moot Miner

A person who goes down on a girl.

Someone who’s really good at eating out a woman.

Hey Steve, Jessica just told me that Ashley thinks that you’re the best she’s ever had. She said that you’re a professional Moot Miner!

by Meesal July 19, 2025