made lunch

Two individuals trying to be stealth about their relationship. When asked what they are doing, instead of giving the real answer they insist on covering it up. "Made lunch"= "made love"

A: What did you and YOUR GIRL do yesterday
B: Nothing much, we just made lunch

by thechek June 17, 2011

PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.

Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!

by WunEyeFricka January 23, 2024

poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.

What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.

by maxreboband December 03, 2023

Charolais Lunch

Another term for cum, sperm, seamen, ejaculate, etc.

My buddy Dilly from up north took a milf home from the bar and she told him to dump his wad in her so he gave her the ol’ Charolais Lunch.

by corndogthief May 27, 2020

sticky lunch

Taking some "me" time while on lunch break, resulting in a need for some tissues.

Andy sat in his car and had a "sticky lunch" and now looks a bit sweaty.

by Ergosum May 11, 2017

Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric

Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."

by PlanetOceanReturns February 08, 2023

Lunch Money

In sneaker talk, the term "lunch money" is used when a sneaker is sold for very little profit, i.e. the sneaker is sold for a little over it's retail price (hence "lunch" money, typically because it is a small sum of money you would buy lunch with). This sum typically varies between 5-20$.

Person 1: I sold my yeezys for 235$ yesterday.
Person 2: but you paid 220$ for them! That's lunch money profit.

by BlueNerve January 01, 2021