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jessica and jordan

The cutest couple on the planet, even thoe they have their ups and downs, they still keep coming back to eachother 😍 they are forever together and they don't give a shit what people think of them 😍
#couplegoals #ijustkeepcomingbacktoyou
Jessica and jordan are the cutest couple
by The princess 👑👑 September 18, 2017
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Tommy “The Tank” Jordan

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.
Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.
by FCTrendz September 27, 2022
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Jordan Leinenbach

An extremely awesome human being. He is known to destroy all living things and make thousands of people bow in his majesty. He is also known as amazing.
Jordan Leinenbach has a huge penis!
by Annihilation July 30, 2008
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Jordan Hays

Beast person who is a sexy bitch! ladys fall on there nee's when they see him ! everyone loves him :) he is like a teddybear !
Omg jordan hays is sooo cute i would suck his dick any day
by i lovejordan November 10, 2011
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Jordan

A small ugly man that would swap his anal viginity for a spunky flip-flop
You fat cunt jordan
by Ashtonladd November 9, 2015
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Jaida

Jaida is a very beautiful girl. She is very caring responsible silly and funny. Jaida is the kind of person that will cheer you up even when you are sad, angry or even sometimes depressed. Jaida is also very intelligent and unremarkable. Jaida is also very BEAUTIFUL. Boys if you see a Jaida don’t let her go because she is one of the most Beautiful people you will ever see in your whole life.
Boy#1 WOAH who is that?
Boy#2 That’s Jaida pretty right?

Boy#1 “Pretty” nah she BEAUTIFULAND SHE IS SEXY AND SHE IS HOT!!
by Uniquenames123 February 17, 2019
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Jordan

a slightly color blind queer- acting male, with clinical depression due to the recent diagnosis of AIDS and having the shame of a barbie sized penis
A: Hey you! what color is that poster?
B: umm brown?
A: No, idiot its orange ha ha ha, stupid jordan.
B: dang it, im gonna go kill myself for having gay sexual intercourse with a midget and hopefully i live long enough to get a penis enlargment.
by Radio james January 18, 2008
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