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A circle jerk is a kind of competition between guys where they have to sit in a circle. Then they put a cookie in the middle and they start to jerk off. Finally,the last one to come has to eat the cookie.
This time, it was Jimmy's turn to eat the circle jerk pudding.
by Greg July 27, 2003
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Norwegian Circle Jerk

Wrapping a piece of leftsa around one's penis, then proceeding to jerk-off in a circle formation. Afterwards, add luetifisk and eat like a sandwich. Must be done in groups of 5 or more.
Chris and Jake held a Norwegian circle jerk party at Rachel's house last night. It was erotic and delicious.
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Panda Jerk

When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.
Your making me looks stupid , PANDA JERK.
by ERICISONFIRE May 29, 2010
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jerkasaka

Many all those jerkasaka
by mount ogden October 1, 2018
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Random Jerk Theory

Refers to the unpredictable, yet constant, verbal references to the phallus in a conversation between two males. (Derives from the "Random Walk Theory" of economics)
"Jerk me off!" "Time for a circle-jerk!" "Masturbate me, why don't you?" "Sounds like a reach-around to me!" "My dick's bigger than yours." "I'm getting rammed by this (i.e. exam, IRS, alimony/child-support, etc.) today."
by M.N.J. & V.A. March 4, 2004
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circle jerk

I went to the University of Illinois in Chicago in the 60's. Back then it was know as the University of Illinois at Chicago Circle, due to it's proximity to a large circular expressway interchange. One day I came home from school and my dad asked me "How is my favorite Circle Jerk doing?" Very funny!After that I started to use the term Circle Jerk to describe some of my teachers and fellow students.
by Mongoose March 9, 2004
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Jerk

Person 1: Yo, that dude's shit is tight.

Person 2: Hell yeah, he's a straight Jerk!

pimp
by Codine1984 August 25, 2009
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