thousand island dressing

when a man and a women engage in intercourse while the women is on her period, and he’s ejaculates inside her.

ashlynn: I want dick but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, make some thousand island dressing.

by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019

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Long Island

1. A small overpopulated land infested with rich assholes. It is known for their grossly overvalued property, overstuffed beaches, and highly congested traffic. The byproduct that this biological infestation gives off seems to be in the form of kick ass bagels and amazing pizza.

2. An over hyped densely populated diamond encrusted plastic turd.

"Driving into Long island is horrific. But, oh my god, the pizza..."

by DutchPirate April 19, 2019

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City Island

A small Suburb in the Bronx with various Idiot children and potheads and seafood restaurants. They usually are found smoking at either of the parks or being dumb on the main strip riding their bikes in the fire lane while smoking or vaping.

“Where do you smoke weed?”

“I smoke with my friends at the park in city island

by Fatdudly October 21, 2019

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karenelope island

The island where managers live and karens are born

"Where were you born karen"
"MOTHER FUCKING karenelope island BITCH WITH MY FUCKING MANAGERS AND KIDS BOP"

by wowicreatedaword March 13, 2020

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Tarantula Island

When two naked and grotesquely hairy homeless men are having a contest of combat-sex atop a pile of garbage, thus looking like a writhing tarantula on an island.

Dude 1: Want to go to the dump after dark tonight? I hear there's going to be another Tarantula Island!

Dude 2: Sorry man, my mom wont let me this time.

by CuzzGummler March 28, 2020

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Shlong Island Iced Tea

A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple

Chad: “man, I served up some Shlong Island Iced Tea for Kate last night”
Dave: “nice one bro”

by Hank28 February 13, 2021

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