The only known technique to rid yourself of Class-A clinger. When you know she won't ever let you leave her and will cry on your shoulder weeks after you've moved on, give her a quick fast pounding with your dick and then head for home. She will breakup with you in a seconds and you will have won back your freedom!
Friend: How did you ever escape from Caroline?
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.
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A triple corpse hammerblow is when you have a threesome with 3 corpses, and blow your load in each of them.
Nick- "Dude i totally did a triple corpse hammerblow at the graveyard last night"
Kyle- "fuckin sick!"
Kyle- "fuckin sick!"
by Kswaded October 14, 2008
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by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015
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VocaloidsRule: Hey, have you heard? NinjasRAwesome used the ban hammer on Kailuvshisporn!
KakashiHatake: Oh, what did he do?
VocaloidsRule: Post porn! Couldn't you guess from the name?
KakashiHatake: Oh, what did he do?
VocaloidsRule: Post porn! Couldn't you guess from the name?
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