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Top Goblin

Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.
A went to take a shit and she swooped in. Becky is such a Top Goblin.
by KweefGurl April 15, 2022
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Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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Bobber goblin

Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.
I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.
by Harshdrummer April 20, 2022
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Crotch Goblin

by godsWork November 15, 2021
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Crotch Goblin

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.
That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there
by Myarenda November 18, 2021
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clinica goblins gremilins

as pessoas mais engracadas que existem
clinica goblins gremilins
by volkomito March 20, 2022
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Goblin

Similar to a troll, a Goblin will post a statement that is obviously controversial, incorrect, defamatory, etc, on a social media platform in order to trigger an emotional response from people but instead of doing it for the reason of feeding off negativity, they do it for reason of acquiring klout and getting more clicks for their platform.
"that dude obviously knows what hes saying is messed up but it will obviously get him more shares and attention on tiktok sick of these goblins on here, try doing something original"
by Ro-BoWombo January 26, 2022
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