Goblin

An old man with a beard that likes little kids toes

That man is a goblin. He likes my toes.

by Kenzie.ellise July 31, 2022

goblin strat

goblin on deez nuts

Jeffrey Smith is doing the goblin strat for free! OH man! Let me get get a tur!

by noahellis May 13, 2021

Crohn’s goblins

The little goblins running through terrorizing your colon when you have the shits.

Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again, the crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today.

by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025

mog goblin

A person who won’t stop mogging. They will mog in public, in pictures, even by themselves. They mog to a point where you might need to ask if they are doing ok

“Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for two seconds! Your being such a mog goblin right now we aren’t even in public!”

by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024

grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness June 30, 2018

Goblin

To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.

"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".

by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017

Goblin Boogercock

A filthy degenerate goblin with a very boogery cock. Also known as a filthy tiny hat or money grabbing freshly mutilated baby dick sucker who hates goyim.

Check out Goblin Boogercock over there... his "people" own the banks and 96% of the media.

by ThisGoyimKnows1488 December 23, 2023