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Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
mugGet the Santa's Chocolate Fudgemug.

Fudge

The hottest nigga that isn’t black and pulls all the thick white girls in Dodgen Middle school and has a shlong. He is Indian tho
Yesterday, Fudge fucked everyone in the school.
by Gghhnbvfffgnn April 17, 2019
mugGet the Fudgemug.

Fudge Banana

A sex move involving two or more individuals where one of them proceeds to cut off the tip of a banana and sexually glide it into their ass while squeezing it from the peel. Then the banana will be will be shat out from the anus into the the expectantly awaiting persons gaped mouth thus creating the fudge banana.
Ah man, my girl kept begging me to give her that fudge banana all night last night.
by MegaBitchMillions April 28, 2019
mugGet the Fudge Bananamug.

fudge nuts

when you wipe your ass too far down and smear shit on the back of your nuts
Man I went too hard in the taint and got a case of the fudge nuts.
by an0nyn00se November 17, 2020
mugGet the fudge nutsmug.

A Fudge Bobbi

When your girl tries to stick a finger up yo butt during sex when you ain’t ready for it.
When me and dis ho was having sex, I reached over for my phone to change the song and she tried to give me a fudge Bobbi.
by Witch_Devil December 12, 2024
mugGet the A Fudge Bobbimug.

What the fudge

When you want to say what the guck but your parents are around and they will smack u oh daddybddbhehsbss
Me: what the fudge
Parents: gets belt
by Sjshsnwnqs s s December 2, 2020
mugGet the What the fudgemug.

fudge nuts

when you wipe your ass too far down and smear shit on the back of your nuts
Man I went too hard in the taint and got a case of the fudge nuts.
by an0nyn00se November 17, 2020
mugGet the fudge nutsmug.

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