Pocket Fruit

The shit thats at the bottom of your pocket, like the white fluff you get after washing your clothes with paper in them, loose baccy, crumbs & general life skank.

robin: (reaches into jeans) ewww, look at all this skank i just found
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit

by robin & chloe ftw April 4, 2009

Danish Fruit Stand

When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.

It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.

by KT2172 July 7, 2011

Dingo Fruit

Semen, cum, or sperm.

She swallowed a lot of dingo fruits last night.

by KevinFromTheOffice July 28, 2011

shishkabob fruit stick

when a guy sticks his dick into a pussy and go super fast until his dick lights on fire.

Dude: OMG call an ambulance, i just had a shishkabob fruit stick! Get some water!

by Gwendlyn hehe August 5, 2011

Musical Fruit

Someone who is like crazy into musical theater. They'll go to any musical, play, or thing having to do with theater thats in the area.

Uh leah is such a musical fruit all she does is go to musicals on the weekend!!!

by jeancarlos123 August 25, 2012

Bloody Fruitcake

The act of oral sex/eating out a female while she's on her period.

I had a bloody fruitcake last night, now I think I should see a doctor...

by ndkangel May 8, 2016

mexican fruit basket

A group of three or more homosexual Latinos gathered in a circle around a basket with interlocked arms presuming to ejaculate the men on either side of him into the basket.

My buddy Juan invited me to a Mexican fruit basket, but declined because I am Irish.

by ALoppy June 7, 2016