by GarfieldFan89 April 14, 2024
When a deaf person is tossing my salad, and I am signing (ASL) dirty talk to them in a Boston accent.
by V-A-L-I-S January 07, 2025
This usually occurs and spring time during mud season. This is when a man flops a woman into the mud and fucks her dirty. Deriving from the northeastern part of the U.S.
The old lady was bitching about how hot it was in the house so I checked her outside and gave her the old Boston Hotdog!
by Cocknocks March 19, 2022
A world-renowned magnificent sex act.
Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
by not soggykickflip May 25, 2022
Heat up an apple in a microwave (not too hot). The apple gets warm and softens up a bit, a guy cuts a hole in the apple, and has his way with the apple. After nutting in the apple, replace the core from the hole that was cut out. While partaking in food play in the bedroom, smash the softened, nutted in apple over your partners head. Following the explosion of apple and cum ask “how do you like them apples”?
by ShameyP May 08, 2022
(noun) referring to a particular method of eating a cupcake whereby the bottom of the cupcake is twisted off, inverted, then placed on top of the frosting of the top half thus creating something akin to a frosting sandwich.
by PEBAC101 March 12, 2015
When you insert a Jameson covered potato into an Irish girls anus and then get her to shit it out into her best friends mouth whilst she's sucking on your penis.
by Dr Arse August 07, 2017