Face Furniture

Sunglasses normally quite big and/or flash

He's rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!

by MinXylaBoo August 19, 2008

Face Cage

Whilst doing someone from behind, you reach over their head and grab their top jaw and pull it back, hence the Face Cage, while you are doing so you then spit in the mouth of the receiver.

I'm gonna do you in your FACE CAGE!

by We ride wood. September 28, 2009

face for radio

Hi;

For real - this saying came out at the advent of television. All the radio stars were flippin 'cause they knew they weren't going to be able to make the switch to TV, 'cause they has a "face for radio". Which is why they are largely forgotten.

Jack Benny was pretty good looking and made it to TV, but Fred Allen had a "face for radio", and never really made it. Did you know Fred was the Howard Stern of his day? He too was pulled from the air a few times.

by Pitt Cairn July 11, 2004

Face Fucking

I dont understand these bunch of Millennials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!

I dont understand these bunch of Millenials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!

by will bitten December 7, 2019

face job

to ejaculate on a woman or man's face after getting head (a blow job)

it is common if he/she is not willing to swallow.
one would essentially pay the woman or man sucking his dick for not swallowing.

pete: dude guess what?
johnny:whaat?
pete: last night i gave that mean girl, christina, a face job cause she wouldnt swallow my cum
johnny: she deserved it.

by greencatz July 9, 2009

face plant

To smash a potted plant into someone's face.

Phil anciently face planted himself after getting intimate with a tulip!

by ruft May 18, 2011

face squarbler

extremely inappropriate facial hair normally found on women

"dude, your mom has a face squarbler!"

by Loco May 13, 2005