I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.
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by bob joe sir January 16, 2008
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verb-
1. The act of tagging a douchebag on the back of his shirt or his vehicle with an embarrassing sticker or label that clearly reads "Douchebag". This form of tagging is becoming more and more popular across the United States and is a anonymous way of letting a Douchebag know that they are infact, a Douchebag! Most douchebags are totally unaware of the fact that they act like douchebags and just need some enlightenment.
1. The act of tagging a douchebag on the back of his shirt or his vehicle with an embarrassing sticker or label that clearly reads "Douchebag". This form of tagging is becoming more and more popular across the United States and is a anonymous way of letting a Douchebag know that they are infact, a Douchebag! Most douchebags are totally unaware of the fact that they act like douchebags and just need some enlightenment.
"Douchebag Tagging" is similar to the all time favorite game of taping a sign on someone's back that boldly states, "I'm Gay, Please Kick Me"!
by Clint Brude July 27, 2008
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P1: "Hey man you look kinda ryan seacrest"
P2: "are you calling me a douchebag?"
Ryan Seacrest: "yeah?"
P1: "Hey man you look kinda ryan seacrest"
P2: "are you calling me a douchebag?"
by tylerdurden5123124 October 29, 2009
Get the douchebag mug.1.) One who outwardly insists that they are the epitome of the human race by mirroring those to whom they are inferior.
2.) One who operates a vehicle of no reasonably admirable purpose in design.
3.) One who attempts to gain self-respect by dominating motorists on public roadways with transparent, predictable, and offensive driving habits.
4.) One who likely rewards their driving performance with repeated and violent sexual penetration of their vehicle in either the gas tank filler opening or exhaust pipe. (see undeniable douchebag)
2.) One who operates a vehicle of no reasonably admirable purpose in design.
3.) One who attempts to gain self-respect by dominating motorists on public roadways with transparent, predictable, and offensive driving habits.
4.) One who likely rewards their driving performance with repeated and violent sexual penetration of their vehicle in either the gas tank filler opening or exhaust pipe. (see undeniable douchebag)
Hey, check out that douchebag in the parking lot slamming his car up the tail pipe. He must have been driving it really hard earlier!
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huge mirco manager,
passes on duties to others keeping his tasklist clear,
disgusting mullet,
refuses to take advice from others,
"his way or the high-way",
cheap and quick benefits make everything ok,
farms out projects daily
huge mirco manager,
passes on duties to others keeping his tasklist clear,
disgusting mullet,
refuses to take advice from others,
"his way or the high-way",
cheap and quick benefits make everything ok,
farms out projects daily
"E.B.R. is such a supreme douchebag"
"All he does is give other people his projects and then takes his 4 weeks of vacation time!"
"All he does is give other people his projects and then takes his 4 weeks of vacation time!"
by honest-abe-89 May 4, 2010
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