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Where’s Dildo?

A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
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Dildo

The great dildo oh the pleasure it brings to the horny single people who have a sex drive they come in many diffrent sizes depend on how big you like it most people like big the bigger the better it's long it vibrates it fills the single person without a lover with pleasure
Tilly was feeling rather Horny out came the dildo in the fanny it went tilly was in for a long good treat
by Kattypatty23 September 4, 2023
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Dildo Tank

Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.
Hey Wade, let's go play some Dildo Tank!
by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016
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Flimsy Dildo Case

1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.
1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.

2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.
by The Dildo Case March 29, 2011
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Dildo goat

What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.
Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat
by Mr Spunk July 18, 2016
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Dildo

Things that enhance your gaming ability and go over your controllers thumbstick
Rage: “Ayo bro I lost my dildos i don’t think ima be able to shoot very well”

Kai: “Fuck bro you lost your dildos damn it’s Ight buy some new ones tomorrow
by Jay….23 December 25, 2021
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crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects
She is such a crystal-dildo
by Steinthefool May 23, 2014
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