My dad

Some creepy nonce case that I don't give two shits about. I wish he would get run over by his own crusty ass car.
His creps are absolutely DISTGUSTING!!!

My dad is a waste man who walked of my life many moons ago...

by InstantFreak December 10, 2018

dad swag

Middle age father who has trendy glasses, Eddie Bauer vest, styling hair and smells good

This older guy is so cute, he has dad swag.

by Dad swag January 20, 2017

Black dads

When I was 7 my dad said he was going to get milk and that he would be back soon....im 16 now

Yeah I know your dad said he was just going to get milk but that’s just how black dads are

by anonymous September 14, 2020

dad brand

A brand of clothing that your dad would wear. Not any reference to the quality or price, but the image that a particular brand gives off. Not something a guy under the age of 25-30 would prefer to wear. Examples: Orvis, Eddie Bauer, Wrangler's, Greg Norman, Walter Hagen, Tommy Bahama, etc.

Guy 1: Hey bro, let's stop by the Orvis store.

Guy 2: Nah man, that's such a dad brand. I'll meet you at H&M.

by HonestA January 7, 2015

No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019

black dad

Something that isn't there.

I'm not religious so Jesus is like a black dad to me.

by DASsimna January 19, 2017

Dad Pun

1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.

1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"

son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"

dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"

(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)

kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"

by dhawk123 March 8, 2009