A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.
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When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...
I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards
by Electric jacko October 5, 2019
Get the Scottish snorkel dive mug.When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020
Get the I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth! mug.When a vehicle has a lift on the back only. A reverse squat. More popular among short people who can’t see out of the windshield, but want to look like a douchebag.
Jackson is a new level of redneck. He said he would Nebraskan Nose Dive his truck, but I didn’t think he’d actually do it
by iSmackFatKidz March 28, 2022
Get the Nebraskan Nose Dive mug.A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
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The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
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Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.
Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.
Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!
by Jimbob Curtis The Thirdteenth April 12, 2022
Get the septic tank deep dive mug.It’s when a girl lays on her belly and holds her legs together and the man inserts on top, and the girl twerks or Gyrates while the man is inside
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