Crispy Crotch

When a woman shapes Rice Krispy Treats into a dildo and has her lesbian lover use it.

I forgot my vibrator so I gave her a Crispy Crotch instead.

by Zippy_dooda July 6, 2010

vagina crotch

a real big bitch. The equivalent of calling a guy a "dick head"

Stop being a vagina crotch and give me a kiss you prude bitch

by Chrismann November 24, 2010

Starbucks Crotch

The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.

Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."

Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."

by Gunner315 October 3, 2011

Crotchal Region

The crotchal region includes anything between the love trail and the taint. Can also include the exit only area (applies to guys only...except when in jail) but this only applies when the size of the foot impacting this area is over 12".

It's science.

Go ahead and try to kick me in my crotchal region and see what happens nucka.

by oldcarsbreakdown February 28, 2009

crotch rocket

If you like slutty chicks, then you'll get one.

Crotch rockets are for wiggers.

by SLAYER OF YOUR MOM December 28, 2005

African Crotch Critters

Slang for lice on or in your pubic hair region.

Justine and Richy couldn't stop scratching themselves because their african crotch critters were bugging them.

by I have ghetto Medical Terms! November 16, 2006

Crotch Beanie

The companion of the "Asshat" or just slang for Pubic Hair.

Dude, quit being such a crotch beanie.

by Annonymous October 27, 2004