Sunny Cream Delight 

when you jizz in bottle and give it to somebody that you hate

Brandon: Hey have you got that xbox from that guy..
Ryan: No I payed him and its been 2 months
Brandon: Maybe you should send him a Sunny Cream Delight

Sunny Cream Delight by romonation October 19, 2010

Ice Cream Van

A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.

The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.

Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!

Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.

Timmy: But you said...

Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older

Ice Cream Van by Ass Kicka May 23, 2011

stinky cream pie 

The act of a male ejaculating inside an anus. The receiver of the ejaculate will relax the anal walls allowing an undetermined amount of semen and fecal matter to leak out, thus creating the stinky cream pie.

Kenny: Hey bro that dude broke up with me.

Richard: What happened man, you two seemed so happy?
Kenny: I gave him a stinky cream pie and it ruined his expensive bed sheets.

Richard: Wow, I can't believe he didn't appreciate the stinky cream pie, your mom loves them!

stinky cream pie by NastyCee September 25, 2016

cake, ice cream and pony rides 

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.

"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."

cake, ice cream and pony rides by D. Gould January 25, 2006

V Cream 

The act of cumming after 1-5 minutes of sex.

Also know as "virgin cream"

Some virgins do this.

"man did you hear about Joey pulling a V Cream after banging slutbag last night?!?"

V Cream by Bmorgs19 November 24, 2009

Hookers and Ice Cream 

1. Dr. Rockso's favorite past-time.

2. The customary nightcap after riding the Sub-Zero Rape Coaster at Six Figs Faggot Mansion Theme Park

1. Let's go get some hookers and Ice Ca-Ca-Ca-Cream, baby!

2. wowizes, let's grab some hookers and ice cream, end this night right.

Hookers and Ice Cream by Ann Frank February 19, 2009

Vanilla ass cream 

a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed anus, taint, and or gooch. This cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual asshole odors. With its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize anal leakage.

e.g. Brad pitt: Honey, wheres my vanilla ass cream? Jolie: Oh, is ur butthole leaking again? Brad: No, my taint is chapped from watching that IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT marathon.

Vanilla ass cream by sh@t:on:myself January 19, 2010