Shock Absorbers

A pair of ladyz boobs :)

" Nice set of Shock Absorbers"

by Brad Nye September 28, 2008

shock absorber

A shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The shock absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both.

"Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?"

"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."

"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"

by John Lyman July 16, 2004

absurdist

An adjective describing a form of theatre that makes absolutely no sense what so ever. It involves plays with near impossible scenerios, characters and bizarre dialogue that is meant to make the audience ask, "What the hell?" Absurdist plays usually have anti-climactic endings and underlying, symbolic meanings that no one gets except the author.

"Waiting for Godo" is the most famous absurdist play ever.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

Self Absorbed Emo

emo bitch psycho Girl who tells shit about you, just so she can see her long-distance boyfriend that she is cheating on. Self Absorbed Emos are commonly whores, and bitch a lot about how everyone is not good enough for them. The Self Absorbed Emo is clearly emo, but will deny it until their untimely death.

"Claire told her parents I made her smoke weed so that her parents would let her go to Pheonix to see her boyfriend. I can't believe my best friend would say such shit! She is such a Self Absorbed Emo. She was talking about suicide the other day, what a weirdo."
"Word up man."

by Alex Koppell December 14, 2008

abstinence

The dumbest thing since Crystal Pepsi. Usually practiced by Churchies and fat Girls.

"I'm abstinant and I got to the First Baptist Church!!"

by Nick April 11, 2005

abstract hip-hop / nerd rap

The brainier styles of an otherwise much-hated music genre.
These only use mixes, or scratch techniques.

Madvillian... oh, who else? I gotta go check my fav-list..be backies in a jiffy!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.

'what an absolute'

by Fred October 20, 2003