Goosed

Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head

Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 30, 2017

Goosed

When you get stood up by your girl/boy; ditched or abandoned

"Bro how was your date?"
"I got goosed man, I'm pissed"

by sugar_tits69 November 13, 2017

Goose and Maverick

Top gun friendship unrivalled and unbeaten in all of time.

Man, I love you so much, you’re the Goose to my Maverick!

Oh look, it’s Goose and Maverick at it again, those two are inseparable!

by Litty25 November 22, 2017

Goosing

When someone is taken your cock back all the way they're flapping their arms because it's too much.

I fully goosed hilda last night

I love goosing

by The goose is loose November 28, 2017

Goose mittens

The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.

She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.

by Snelp December 8, 2017

Goosed-up tenshitter

The grimy, booger-like substance found on top of urinals in most schools.

I ain't using that urinal, it's covered in goosed-up tenshitter!

by karimmmabdull December 8, 2017