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Vachuena

Synonym for Vagina
A way to say Vagina when there are girls around
Nick fucked that chicks Vachuena until she cummed
by Vachuena master January 14, 2008
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Vacation beard

The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.
On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.
by Themadbaron May 14, 2011
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Vaculating

When you are talking and little beads of spit gather in the corner of your mouth. Usually occurs in elderly people and people with braces.
That man over there is grossly vaculating.
by SarahZoeNi December 3, 2011
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vacuum wrapped sausage

To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.
Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.
by soggy banana December 10, 2011
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Vacuumed

Vacuumed is to get an abortion.

or

Vacuumed is when you've had liposuction. From the slang Fat Vac.
Kyle: Is she keeping the kid?

Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed

Or

Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.

Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.
by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012
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Vacation Fog

The fog that envelopes a worker's brain for several days on returning to work after a long vacation. This fog sometimes begins to creep in even before anticipated vacations.
My vacation fog finally lifted the third day back on the job.
by eFrazes July 14, 2012
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vacant bird

Person 1: "She's such a vacant bird"
Person 2: "Thats so rude!"
by applejumbo July 16, 2016
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