Turd-buster 

One who busts turds, particularly in the workplace. A person who defecates.

Serge, a semi-boss here, bust turds all the time and they stink, he sucks. He is a turd-buster.

Turd-buster by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004

turd float 

To rain.

It's about to turd float outside like a mother fucker!!

turd float by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

Turd Taker

When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.

Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.

Turd Taker by irish cow17 December 26, 2007

turd-alicious 

something or someone who displays turd-like quialities and features

'Ben you're looking turd-alicious today'
'I just rubbed a turd on my forehead'

turd-alicious by Turdgobbler101010101 March 21, 2008

Turd Burglar

The act of sneaking up on a drunk passed out girl at a party and having anal sex with her. The next morning she will wake up and realize her ass cherry has been stolen

Damn did you hear about that party lat night, Brittany lost her ass cherry to a Turd Burglar.

Turd Burglar by carolina hitman November 7, 2010

Turd Channel 

The Poop Chute, the Hershey Highway, aka Asshole.

Last night Diane let me stick my tube steak straight up her Turd Channel.

Turd Channel by iliketigobittys March 13, 2011

Turd Duster 

The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.

Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.

Turd Duster by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011