Tarver

a person who is normally smart and sweet, but is acting like a b****

What's wrong with you, you TARVER?!

by Brittyn Glover December 2, 2016

Taryn

Taryn is an amazing person with such a great personality she is so very hot and down with the guys.

she always makes friends and is easy to get along with.

taryn is so hot yummmmyyyy ;)

by thesexyestpersonalive October 13, 2011

sperm target

A tattoo, found on the small of a chick's back, which can be used as an ejaculation target. In the doggy position, the tattoo tends to collect jizz if you pull out.

Boy, look at the sperm target on that hoe's back. I'd like to hit it with me jizz.

by jeffjeff July 16, 2008

The Tarantula

The act of washing the anus by performing a handstand against the wall of a shower so that the flow of the water shoots directs from the shower head into crumhole, resulting a pleasant yet cleansing experience.

to successfully pull off the tarantula the legs of the participant must be at least slightly bent, forming a spider-like pose.
CAUTION: VERY DANGEROUS IF FLOOR IS SLICK. MAKE SURE HAND TRACTION IS SUFFICIENT OR A FALL COULD OCCUR, RESULTING IN STERILIZATION.

also is the most accessible way to make the transition to the starfish

Adam and Dave took turns doing the tarantula in the fraternity house shower, for they both had taken especially nasty dumps that day.

by Adam the Dominator December 9, 2008

Twitter-tard

A term used for the utmost ridiculous people on Twitter. If it's on Twitter, they'll believe it instantly, from small leaks, to the biggest hoaxes.

Person 1: Hey, look! Biden lost the election, check this out!
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.

by Ner-ack January 20, 2021

I.E.P-tard

One who receives an undeserved 'individual education program' or 'i.e.p' to help them succeed in school, when they, in reality, are capable of doing the real schoolwork. Many who are 'I.E.P-tards' are athletes or bullies. This definition does not pertain to those who actually need extra help.

Oh, you didn't know? He's an I.E.P-tard; he gets his grades handed to him.

by TheRawwwrrrr November 30, 2010

Gago Tanga Inutil Tarantado

A meme phrase comprising four of the crunchiest Filipino swear words. Popularized in this form by televangelist Eliseo Soriano in his sermon against the Iglesia ni Cristo, a controversial Christian sect in the Philippines.

Gago - stupid man in contrast to "gaga" (stupid woman), although could also refer to both man or woman

Tanga - stupid but gender neutral (local)

Inutil - worthless

Tarantado - stupid, shameless, disrespectful

Soriano: Ang pastor na humahatol sa labas ng tunay na Iglesia GAGO TANGA INTUL TARANTADO!

(A pastor who judges outside the true church is a GAGO TANGA INUTIL TARANTADO!)

by Ang Kristong Tagalog November 14, 2020