drunk socks

Socks that slide down your foot inside your shoe, they won't stay up.

These drunk socks are annoying the hell out of me, they won't stay up. I need to go home and get a new pair.

by Cammmm August 31, 2017

Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014

floating sock

A sock that went not floating yuh moon bounce yeah

Yo this "bitch" is being a floating sock, shtruv

by FlyingSnick February 9, 2022

stank sock

even more stanky than the lightly sharted pants

you smell like a stank sock

by Ręęn January 18, 2020

trap sock

A sock or baby booty depending in the person the you ejaculate into to keep from making a mess.

I beat off into a trap sock last night.

by Tad A Hope December 26, 2020

Flipping a Sock

When your doing dry anal, you pull out, and the person’s anus flips inside out... like when you take your sock off!

Marks flipping a sock rn bro let him do his thing

by Bo Mamba 69 July 18, 2020

Sock Pants

These are socks that are also pants. These are skin-tight accessories that cover one's legs, waist, and feet. Essentially, pants with socks attached to them at the bottom. They will save you time, money, and in many cases adding flair to your outfit. They come in many colors, textures, and levels of coverage from very sheer to very thick textile materials. It's a very versatile staple in a person's wardrobe.

"I don't need socks or pants, because I am wearing both." , "Have you seen my sock pants?" , "I love your new sock pants!", "Those sock pants are super cute!"

by LilyDeflower March 16, 2021