Scratcherbation

The undeniable need to want to be scratching lottery tickets

Look there's Kilgore basking in scratcherbation, lost under that mountain of lotto tickets...

by KDMVP October 21, 2019

Scronch

when someone gets accused of being the josh account, using this word will protect them and thus make them immune to any such accusations

Hey Jack I know you’re the Josh Account- Fryzek
Actually it’s either you or Brooks. SCRONCH!

by Scronch society November 15, 2019

scratching the dj

The action of rubbing the bean.

Yeah man she was scratching the dj

by Wieneord November 23, 2019

Scroach

1.The feature of a girl vagina smelling like a roach that scratches its vagina

Him: you’re pussy smelt like scroach last night

Her: stfu

by Kerry Carnevale March 1, 2020

Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1

There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet

by Bigcid March 21, 2020

Scratch-Dick Syndrome

When your penis becomes scratchy after bustin' a fat ass nut. Typically last between 5-10 minutes.

"Damn Tommy, I just came so hard I got Scratch-Dick Syndrome now."

"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."

by joshhastheclaphands January 15, 2020

Scootch ya Mootch

Nicer way to tell someone to move or get up from a spot.

To get someone to get their butts out of your way.

Derulo: Ariana Grande told me to “Scootch Ya Mootch”

Jason: What does that mean?

Derulo: She basically told me to move out of her way!

by lil_gyggles January 20, 2020