glued and screwed

In a bad situation

"If you date her you will get glued and screwed."

by maffison Herman March 9, 2021

Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021

Wigwan My Screwdriver

A greeting said to another individual or friend

Telescope: "A yo hi my g"

puggboy12: "YO WIGWAN MY SCREWDRIVER"

Telsecope: "WIGWAN MY ABSOLUTE NUT AND BOLT"

by An Absolute Nut and Bolt August 6, 2021

You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.

by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

North Carolina Screwdriver

Getting a handjob while turning righty tighty, then Lefty loosey

Man, last night my girl gave me a North Carolina Screwdriver.

by Otto Malpense March 7, 2022

chopped and screwed

Over with
Not happening

He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.

by big gheski October 19, 2022

Jake a screw

To cam out, fall off or drop a screw while trying to install something. More commonly referred to as JAKE!

John jaked another screw! He is the king of Jake a screw. John is the captin of the jale a screw team

by Dominik the fat kid January 21, 2023