because i have a penis

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).

Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.

by phi December 5, 2004

Penis snot

What I found in my hamburger tonight.

A Whopper beats a Big Mac!

by Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker April 29, 2005

penis monger

A male prostitute.

Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)

The literal definition is "one who sells penis"

When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.

by DaMathBoy November 1, 2006

packing the penis

when you are home alone bord...you take the the fourskin and pull it over the head of the penis causing it to shrink and disapear until all you see is a minature vagina.

dear god willie i cant believe your packing the penis...aint seen that since skuffy mcguee

by Art Vandaleigh August 11, 2006

afro penis

when a guy is sooo hairy around his dick, its a puff ball.

girl: "hey lets have sex"
guy: "okay"
* guy takes of pants*
girl: "haha you have an afro penis!"
guy: AFRO PENIS ATTACK!

by ooglaybooglay October 4, 2008

Guacamole nigga penis

When you jerk off with guacamole as lube. Because you're too poor

Guacamole nigga penis

by Whoofh October 21, 2019

Penis Pump

A fun word to scream in public.

Person 1, in a crowded area: "PENIS PUMP!"
Crowd: "OMGWTFBBQ"

by Yaziyo August 29, 2006