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prisonbait

A step above jailbait. A preteen girl who dresses in slutty clothing making you want to bang her. But of course if you do, you'll likely end up serving 10-20 years in prison as a child molester, so be warned.
Guy 1 - "Barack Obama's daughter is hot."

Guy 2 - "Dude, she's like 11 years old! You'd better not be looking at her 'cause she's prisonbait man."
by Patbenatar January 26, 2010
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poison the well

a decent melodic metalcore band for people new to the scene who have progressively gotten worse
poison the well is a decent band but other bands like remembering never and the red chord are better
by MChopp October 12, 2003
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reality poisoning

An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.
The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.

Source: The Lanan times.
by Lanan May 25, 2006
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Sperm Poisoning

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
by Gameace12 September 9, 2008
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Alcohol Poisoning

A myth created to stop College kids from partying hard enough.
Bro J.: "*drunk* Alcohol poisoning is a LIE!"
by Guido631 June 9, 2011
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prisoners

A group of lucky people who support amazing boy band The Wanted.
The name was created by one of the members, Tom Parker.
"We are so so lucky to be prisoners."
"Yeah, hope they can reunite."
by daffyjol May 14, 2015
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to release the poison from my snake

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."
Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.
by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008
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