porkchop sandwiches

sandwiches whose meat is porkchops. being that whenever i have porkchops they are rather dry and tough, porkchop sandwiches sound none too appetizing.

but its one funny ass quote :D

*stove turns on*
kid 1: (munching on apple) "you not cookin!!"
kid 2: (puts pan on burner) "bl-yea-i du!"
*curtain catches fire*
kid 2: "ba bababaa baa baa, bua bah ba ba ba!!!"
fireman: (running) "porkchop sandwiches!"
*fireman runs into burning room*
fireman: "OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE JA---WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!"
*fire truck comes to house*
fireman: "my god, did that smell good!"
kid 2: "detected and the no going you tell me do things, i no runnin!"

GI-JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by unusu-al June 2, 2004

Porkicide

Killer Sex

Last night I performed the ancient art of porkicide on my girlfriend and boy do I feel good.

by bartyjoe from the land of sand September 24, 2009

Porkoma

Of or pertaining to the feeling of lethargy upon consuming large amounts of pork.

I just ate 2 racks of ribs and will be in a porkoma for the next couple of hours.

by Doozer420 July 22, 2012

Porkey

A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle

Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine

by BigPotPorkey February 3, 2020

Aqua-Porking

Verb; Meaning to have sex in a situation involving water (eg. Pool, shower etc)

Man 1: "Me and this girl had sex in the shower last night!"
Man 2: "Ahh Aqua-Porking! Well played my son!"

by JizzWizz September 22, 2012

Co-Porky

Adverb

The act of two or more police offices riding together in one Bacon-mobile (Bacon not included).

The Lieutenant told his leading officer, "Santiago, you're riding co-porky with Diaz."

by LickableNipple February 17, 2019

Pastor Porkchop

A Pastor just telling bits & pieces of the Bible. Not telling the parts that was taken out.

So why didn't Carleska go to church today?

She doesn't need to hear that stuff that Pastor Porkchop say. Maybe she didn't want to go she doesn't have to explain her reasons.

by Shek Dawg 98 September 27, 2020