please touch my junk

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.

While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"

by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010

pleadership

A leader that can't seem to make a decision until he asks everyone's opinion.

Obama exhibited great pleadership in his Syrian speech

by deathcache September 23, 2013

Pleavage

Cleavage of the vagina

Having pleavage does not increase your dancing ability

by Blackvoodoo November 7, 2013

Please

Created by Bec Mcewan

Used as a sarcastic remark or an alternative to say shut up or stop talking, or to express disagreement

Example 1) "Riz doesn't have a big ego, and she isn't the most annoying person on the planet". .... Oh please

Example 2) "Riz is original and only uses her own sayings/ words" "oh please"

Example 3) when someone fails to call you a princess during sushi roll "oh please"

by Mcewanb11 June 10, 2016

Skeeza Pleasa

An Act in which a person or persons sexually pleases a ho, slut, or skanky ass bitch

Dude last night you took a dump on our boys ho, yous a real skeeza pleasa son!

by Band-Aid, Tag Team January 24, 2011

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated

Well it is what it is

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated. It makes me hard

by Anonymous bever January 19, 2018

Slab of pleasure meat

When one pulls loose testicle skin up and wraps it around the penis shaft and then you go down on the entire lot with your mouth while propping it up with one hand

She took the entire slab of pleasure meat inside her mouth

by Moomah September 14, 2019