mitchum

Semen, male ejaculate. Named after Robert Mitchum, actor, due to his being almost the definition of masculinity, of which semen is the ultimate by-product.
Past-tense: mitchummed.

Peter North is notorious for his ability to produce voluminous amounts of mitchum.

by thejunk January 31, 2007

Mitch

A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes

wow your very mitch like

by monkeysomethingone April 26, 2009

mitosis

A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.

"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"

by Zarg Grage February 23, 2009

Mittconception

What happens to a woman after her health insurer is allowed to terminate her contraception choices under Romney's direction.

"Jen's birth control pills got slashed from her healthcare because of religious and budget issues."

"What's she gonna do?"

"Try to not have a Mittconception."

by docsterx July 23, 2012

Mitchel

Top bloke who loves a pokey bum wank, beats and rapes he’s doge. Also with a huge 10’inch choppie, and a fresh gay haircut. He also loves to eat pussy and do anal, this guy is a treat to be around.

Top bloke that Mitchel guy

by Killcam2016 October 21, 2018

Mitt Romney

To adjust one's Nut Sack

"Dude, I'm about to pull a Mitt Romney, Is anyone looking?"

"Naw, you're good"

by Naddy Date October 12, 2012

Mitch

A super SEXY guy with a huge PENIS. The ladies love him.

wow...that dude is such a Mitch.

by abc easy as 123 March 21, 2009