masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

by Grim January 20, 2005

ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004

Dank Master

The One Who Has Mastered The Art Of Dank(a.k.a Weed)

After Years Of Smoking, Eating, Cultivating, and Distributing Dank He is Considered a Dank Master

by James A. Peterson July 20, 2008

Quadruple Penetration Master

When one masters the art of quadruple penetration.

Can be used as a literal or hypothetical statement.

Sean: "What're you up to later tonight?"
Porter: "Gonna QP the shit outta some chick."
Sean: "QPM!"

Paul: "Hey man, wanna go out for beers later?"
John: "Sorry dude, got a lot of school work to take care of"
Paul "It's all good you Quadruple Penetration Master!"

by Master QP April 23, 2010

ghetto cock master

A homesexual black male.

I'm a ghetto cock master. Oh be nice!

by Yoan February 1, 2003

PC Master Race

The complete idiots of the gaming world. If you thought console fanboys were bad, think again. Though not all of them are bad, the majority are.

Person 1: Sweet! I got a Super Nintendo!
PC Fuckboy: OMG GAY CONSOLES SUCK ASS EWW THE GRAPHICS LOOK LIKE SHIT MY PC CAN RUN GTA 5 3000 FPS MAX SETTINGS BITCH PC MASTER RACE
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by Error 0x0 December 6, 2018

Master P

Horrible rapper who is, ironically, the richest rapper in the world (as of 2010)

Dummy: Master P is broke son

non-Dummy: No retard, he has more than Jay Z and 50 Cent combined

by boobooyooyoo May 10, 2010