Goon material

Goon material, meaning that whatever the term is applied to is worthy of Gooning (masturbating) toward and or with

Yo bro I just seen this one jawn shaking ass on twitter, that’s goon material I’m not gonna lie

by Sondhr July 28, 2025

Sprinkler makers

The fingers of a person that makes another person squirt.

She used her sprinkler makers on me last night; I squirted so much.

by Mushyroom26 October 26, 2025

Wife material

A woman who is kind, sweet, wants a family and probably loves nature.

I want a woman that's wife material so bad
maybe stop texting evil fashion girls on hinge

by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025

the masters school

if you're one of the few straight people at this school, you're a real one, not many like you. keep doin what you're doin

Person one: there are so many gay people at the masters school.

person two: aren't you gay?

person one: just because I go to the masters school doesn't mean I'm gay!

person two: ...

person three: are my eyes too red to go to class?

by LIGIBITIQUA January 4, 2026

The Great Masters of Pubic Science

The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.

Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:

by TheGreatMasterofPubicScience May 2, 2011

other adult materials

Adult material that is not sex or nudity related, for example violence or language.
Movie ratings refer to the reasons something is "adults only" using letters: SNLV

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Category: Other Adult Materials

by rewtd February 26, 2015

bug screen material

someone who is so awful you wish you could throw them into a bug zapper.

I know this anti gay marriage three times divorced Trump supporter, total bug screen material.

by Xenophilia March 7, 2016