your mom 

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

your mom by Violetownz January 18, 2008

Ur Mom and Dad gay together 

This is the ultimate win whenever you are in a intellectual argument with another human being and you have already used “Ur mom gay” and he came back with “No u”.

You: but Ur Mom gay lol
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*

Ur Mom and Dad gay together by Definition_Master42069 February 19, 2018

ur mom 

How to win any conversation. Ever.

Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)

ur mom by mikeharr163 January 25, 2017

your mom gay 

The worst insult you could ever use against someone. This will literally end their career and social life.

Dan: Hey how are yo-
Jonah: your mom gay
Dan: *is fucking obliterated*

your mom gay by Ignam February 28, 2018

Ur mom gay 

Please dont use this on someone

Billy : Ur mom gay
You : Ur dad lesbian
*Billy Dies*
*Billys brother is mocking your family*
You : Ur family transgender
*He gets burned and becomes ashes*
*Billys father is mocking your country*
You : Ur country bisexual
*WW3 starts*

Please dont use this if you dont want WW3 to happen.

Ur mom gay by Ur planet pedophile March 11, 2018

Utah Mom 

A Mother that wears Lululemon, wears makeup everywhere, has a Stanley water bottle, keep up with the trends, has her kids involved in multiple extracurricular activities, and most importantly is MILF material.

person 1: Woah! did you see jenny's Mom at Target?

person 2: Yeah, she is definitely a Utah Mom.

Utah Mom by juulisntcuul January 18, 2023

ur mom gay lol 

A roast originating from the Medieval Times. This had been used in a plethora of arguments throughout the human's existence. "Ur mom gay lol" is known to be the deadliest insult known to any life form in the universe; the lore surrounding it suggests that once this has been said, Earth will be expected to shatter in too many pieces.

Alex: My peepee is very huge, and u have a microscopic peepee
You: Fuck off asshat
Alex: Your just sad that u don't have a peepee
You: First of all speaking fucking English. Second, it is you're. Lastly, ur mom gay lol.
Alex: I don't feel so good
Alex: *fucking dissolves*

ur mom gay lol by Alt._.One June 8, 2018