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body massage

A New Jersey slang expression for beating the hell out of someone with a baseball bat. Also known as a Jersey massage or a Louisville Slugger beatdown.
That asshole Tony's been hitting on my girlfriend again. A hardcore body massage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.
by Led Zeppole March 10, 2004
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Dutch Massage

Technique of massage that comes from the Netherlands usually performed by a naked dutch girl named Marieke. This technique, even though it does not involve any major sexual contact, makes a man or woman orgasm.
That girl Is a specialist in dutch massages. Funny thing her name is Marieke.
by johny de jon March 12, 2009
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mass ho

A female masshole. She may not necessarily be slutty, but will have non-sexual skanky qualities. Frequently blue collar, crass, and having the stereo-typical Boston accent. May have the I'm-hot-shit attitude with truck stop whore looks. Often projects an aura of whitetrash regardless educational or economic status.
Ben Affleck is such a mass ho.
by Brian DeM. May 13, 2008
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Massa2shits

Remember that song about Massa2shits by the BeeGees?
by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011
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MC Massacre

Stacking 2 or more Mc Donald's Big Macs into one sandwich.
MC Massacre

Bob was craving a MC Massacre, so we walked down to Mc Donald's and ordered 2 big Macs a piece so we each could create a "MC Massacre"!
by Trowa Barton April 27, 2009
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Boston Massacre

1.the hilarious killing of only a few idiots
2.Immense propaganda by Paul Revere
3. The Mets/ Red Sox World Series
by a55h01e November 12, 2004
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