hetletved

Small guy who passes terrible gas. CPA nerd born with congenital micro penis.

I thought my farts stunk. That guy is a real Hetletved

by 58428 February 26, 2018

hetrofomo

A Hetrosexual who doesn’t want to miss out

Gosh they are too Hetrofomos - non committal.

by Milk mk May 12, 2018

Hetebro sexual

When you and your homie both like girls but neither of you can get any so you fuck each other instead.

"So I hear you two having sex at night. are you both gay?"
"Nah dude, we're hetebro sexual"

by RealLesbro June 8, 2018

hethcox

If you have a Hethcox she will be the most ferocious girl you know.When you get to meet her you’ll realize that she is actually pretty sweet.And will be there for you when you need her most.If (First name) Hethcox has a stepdad, then she will need a sweet person to help her with life.

“Shit, I need to find me a hethcox.”

by 09moosefishplayz June 11, 2018

Heterosexual

DragonBolt

DragonBolt is not gay, he's heterosexual

by LabregoPT October 7, 2018

Het0si

A Het0si is a person who really sucks at playing videogames, especially GTA V.

Fack , you failed the mission! You are such A Het0si!
When you are in trouble, but your teammate wont help; F*cking Het0si!!!!

by LORD SSN October 9, 2018

hetero-duogamist

Someone with two sexual partners, each of the gender opposite to his or her own. Distinguished from the more common term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.

Jill, a hetero-duogamist, has a husband, Mike, and a boyfriend, Charles.

by Argolander November 30, 2018