Ban Hammer 

When an autistic child beats you to death with a hammer.

“Hey did you hear that Cole struck Mason with the ban hammer?”

“Yeah, that was a terrible thing that happened.”

Ban Hammer by HokageGoku122 May 3, 2023

Zulu war hammer

The Action of a man using his rod to "beat the face" off his wife or lover. Usualy used to cause facial damage.

Hendo:Wdc Lads?
The Lads: Were Gonna Zulu War hammer Your Aul Doll Anne While Baby G Watches.

Zulu war hammer by BigCheeseyWabmaster January 21, 2010

half-foot hammer 

Term used to describe the sexual might of those in possession of 6-inch long penises.

One-inch wonder? How about a half-foot hammer!
penis

half-foot hammer by OG Gringle October 3, 2016

Thor's Hammer 

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

Thor's Hammer by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018

Lucifer's Hammer 

When you have been drinking and smoking to much and accidently set your penis on fire. So you slap it across your girlfriends face to put it out.

My boy bharrat accidently set his penis on fire, so he yells here comes Lucifer's Hammer as he slaps it across his Girlfriend's face.

Lucifer's Hammer by Senor Hueso. September 2, 2018

Tyrone has a big hammer 

big hammer
very thick
lots of girls

Did you see tyrone has a big hammer
when he gets girls

Tyrone has a big hammer by Lazarus cacianti March 19, 2019

Columbian jack hammer 

While plowing a female women you snort a line of cocaine of her clit

The dirty bitch let me do her with the Columbian jack hammer

Columbian jack hammer by Top shagger gav December 5, 2019