glastard

It is the words "Gay litte bastard" mashed together into one word.

John is such a glastard!

Go suck a cock you glastard!

by Marc Bernstein July 31, 2006

Glasnevin Gaspipe

When you're licking your other half's ass crack and they fart in your mouth. Then you kiss them.

Paul and I did the Glasnevin Gaspipe last night.

by DickDicerDyer March 30, 2009

resin modified glass ionomer

resin modified glass ionomer is the best FUCKING material in the world, and you knows it.

ill use a resin modified glass ionomer for a class 2 MO on a 5 for a composite restoration.

by Even Better Dentist May 8, 2008

glassmire

(1) (noun) one whose weight appears to fluctuate wildly while maintaining a constant Body Mass Index; (verb) donning trashbags in an effort to cut weight.

"I'm not at 165 yet, so I have to glassmire for the next two hours"

by Lou Hullabuloo May 31, 2007

Glass Tampax

Someone or something that is utterly useless

"That fat fuckers running shoes are as much use as a glass tampax."
"My grandads love rifle is as much use as a glass tampax, cos he's dead"
"The spunk stain on the IVF clinic carpet is as much use as a glass tampon"

by griggy October 21, 2006

Glastonbury

An over commercialised, very expensive drug-fest with over hyped bands.

Ticket Office guy: "That'll be £2000 for a Glastonbury ticket please"

Glastonbury Dealer: "Hash, skunk, skunk and hash..."

Paul McCartney: "Hi everyone, I'm headlining"

Everybody in attendance: "Bollocks!"

by mooreeasyvibe April 8, 2005

glass maker

common sarcastic remark referring to your parental units when you're blocking someone's view especially when you're a cross dresser

"yo horace! was your father a glass maker? because you're blocking the tv gyal!"

by Jennny August 5, 2006