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Uncle Frank 

Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.
I love my Uncle Frank very much.
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MsBen Frank 

1. MsBen Frank is a boss ass b*tch, who don’t play no games. She’s gorgeous, outgoing, and hilarious. She thugs it out and gets it by any means necessary. She enjoys ratchet activities, alcohol, and thug life. She loves math and counting up. Don’t ever ask her if she has free time, because nothing in life is free.

2. The baddest b*tch on the planet, a goddess.
Him: “Did you see MsBen Frank?” “I heard she was wylin the other night.”

Her: “I don’t like that b*tch, she’s way too bad.”
Him: “She’s bout her paper, I need her in my life!”

You Need a MsBen Frank in your life, they’re lit!
MsBen Frank by MsBen Frank September 14, 2020

MsBen Frank 

1. MsBen Frank is a boss ass b*tch, who don’t play no games. She’s gorgeous, outgoing, and hilarious. She thugs it out and gets it by any means necessary. She enjoys ratchet activities, alcohol, and thug life. She loves math and counting up. Don’t ever ask her if she has free time, because nothing in life is free.

2. The baddest b*tch on the planet, a goddess.
Him: “Did you see MsBen Frank?” “I heard she was wylin the other night.”

Her: “I don’t like that b*tch, she’s way too bad.”
Him: “She’s bout her paper, I need her in my life!”

You Need a MsBen Frank in your life, they’re lit!
MsBen Frank by MsBen Frank September 14, 2020

Anne Frank 

Anne Frank is the most sexy woman in history
Guy 1: Hey look this page is about Anne Frank, it says that she hid in her clos-
Guy 2: Oh yeah Anne Frank is so hot.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Anne Frank by Your mom geee January 13, 2021

Ballpark Frank 

A sexual act which involves a man sticking his penis between a woman’s FUPA particularly after she’s built up a sweat (extra seasoning)
Hey Charles how’d it go last night?

She took me out to the ball game, she gave me a Ballpark Frank!

Anne frank 

Classified by me as a camper in cod or just someone hiding in a closet or attic just like her but the nazis aren’t looking for you
Anne frank was smoking dank when she got found