black dad

Something that isn't there.

I'm not religious so Jesus is like a black dad to me.

by DASsimna January 19, 2017

dad swag

Middle age father who has trendy glasses, Eddie Bauer vest, styling hair and smells good

This older guy is so cute, he has dad swag.

by Dad swag January 20, 2017

My dad

Some creepy nonce case that I don't give two shits about. I wish he would get run over by his own crusty ass car.
His creps are absolutely DISTGUSTING!!!

My dad is a waste man who walked of my life many moons ago...

by InstantFreak December 10, 2018

Deadbeat dad

Austin Wakefeild

I heard he's an Austin wakefeild(deadbeat dad)

by TheRealSMFJ July 19, 2017

Dad niggas

A big nigga or can be a average nigga who makes gay dad jokes because he hates his family. They are most likely niggas who are dads

normal nigga : see that dad nigga over there

Fat nigga : ya he looks like such a fucking nigga who is a dad. Goddammit dad niggas

by OnPoint_Dude_ February 19, 2019

Dad joke

Dad jokes are cheesy jokes that are stereotypically jokes parents say.

Child: Hey Dad, I'm hungry!

Father: Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Child: That's the worst and most overused dad joke.

by Pastell Pastrii May 7, 2021

Dad Pun

1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.

1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"

son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"

dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"

(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)

kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"

by dhawk123 March 8, 2009