fire crotch

-1- Lindsay Lohan.

-2- A person who has red pubic hair.

Lindsay Lohan has a fire crotch, and everyone hates her.

fire crotch by TommysBabyGirl December 26, 2006

hamburger crotch 

(noun) An unpleasant looking vulva which has undergone some sort of trauma and now has the appearance of raw hamburger meat.

Britney spears flashed her torn up hamburger crotch to the eager Poparazzi last year.

hamburger crotch by Mitchigan October 24, 2007

faucet crotch 

when a girl, usually "in the mood," gets really, really wet in her crotch.

Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We started making out and she got faucet crotch really bad.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.

faucet crotch by Jeffrey James July 23, 2008

Fire and Ice Crotch 

A red-headed female that also happens to be a total bitch.

Dude A: Hey, I'm so psyched for my date with Annabeth tonite!
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.

Fire and Ice Crotch by Devil Hater January 21, 2010

sledge hammer crotch 

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.

I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

sledge hammer crotch by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011

Kennel Crotch 

When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.

Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.

Kennel Crotch by Immortal Jellyfish October 3, 2010

dancing crotch

a cyclist or biker

Michael was riding his bike and heard Rupert's car pull along side him and yell "move it you dancing crotch"

dancing crotch by Willie El Perro May 24, 2011