Constitution Party

An American policial party that is run by sexually repressed, dangerous far-right Christian fundamentalist nutcases and seeks to turn the United States into a theocracy; a white male equivalent of the Taliban. An authoritarian party that is the exact opposite of the Libertarian Party when it comes to personal freedom and, unlike true conservatives, believes in big government rather than small, limited government.

That Bible thumper belongs to the Constitution Party; he is so extreme that he seriously believes Rick Santorum is too liberal.

by Sir Bullwhip October 9, 2006

East Coast Hand Sign

Im not sure if what i wrote for this is GUARANTEED correct. i THINK it is, but im not sure. Dont want people throwin up the wrong thing. So im bout to stop, personally, unless i ever find out for sure thats the right way. Like i said, i think there could be a couple ways, and i think the sideways pitch fork is most widely acceptable, but im not sure. Im out midwest right now, but when i get back out the east coast i might ask around, and see whats good.

Im not sure if the sideways pitch fork definition i gave for East Coast Hand Sign on here is right.

by solja kid May 29, 2009

Coasty

A person from the west side of the cascade mountains or seattle area. That travels to the east side of washington state to: stop on the side of the road to take pictures of deer, drive extremely slow, stop where there are no stop signs, ask dumb fuck questions to the locals, constantly seek directions, get their coolers robbed while camping, sit in lawn chairs near the woods with orange vests on and drink beer while pretending to hunt, and overall just being a douche bag.

This dumb ass coasty stopped on the side of the road to take a picture of a deer, so i flipped him the bird and sped by.

by Dr. Tree October 23, 2009

West Coast

Fake tan, valley girls, imitators, fake ppl, wanab gangstas, rich vineyards. Everything started on the East Coast and the West coast just imitated it. Tupac was born on the East Coast but it was the West Coast that made him paranoid and a sellout. If you can recall the West Coast started all the rivalry between the 2 coasts b/c of a producer startin sh** and settin ppl up. The West made Pac believe something that wasn't true wen ppl from the East were the ones that were really REAL all along. THE WEST COAST IS WHAT KILLED PAC! And really it was the West Coast that made Tupac talented because that is where he went to performing arts schools, started dancin poetry and actin, and performed in plays. The ppl on the West should get their facts straight. They are obviously ignorant b/c they know nothing of hiphop/rap and just imitate the East and think they know about the East when really everything they say about the East is incorrect except for road rage drivers and women with fat asses (lol). The East started the dope game, but learned how to organize it to lower crime rates(getting caught). The west brags about being high in crime wen 1st off that isnt a good thing and 2nd there is more crime over all on the East. West is high in crime b/c they dont know how to go about their sh**, they are crackheads, pedofiles, and they shoot people. From the words of a West coast rapper, "a b**** wit a gun aint a man to mean. Thas a animal, f***in cannibal." but if these gang members were caught alone and w/o a gun they would sh** in their pants except for a select few. They couldnt touch somebody from the East. There is more night life on the East Coast, all the West is good for is South Cali and good trees b/c its legal. This coast would not be where it is if it werent for copyin, commercialzin, stealin everything from 3000 miles away to the east, which has better culture, food, activities, etc. and the West just has somewhat better weather in SOME areas. And actually many people move to the east, including the West and many people outside of the US. The east is more athletic and makes more athletes. We make the talent and yall just take them, but remember where they got it from..

West Coast: We real on the east coast and our shit dont stink...

East Coast: So where did you get hiphop/rap from? Who started the dope game and why do yall have so many basers now? Who started the clothing trends? Why did u set up one of the best rappers alive? What happens when you alone w/o a gun? Why do yall get caught? Who started everything that you are doing now? Why do yall get surgery so much to look like certain ppl(east coast wit coke shaped bottles that u talk so badly about)?

West Coast:....

East Coast:East coast. East coast. East coast. b/c yall r pussies afraid of competition from the generics. u run. u dont kno how to handle ur sh**. East coast. b/c u secretly envy wat we look like b/c u r either 2 fat or 2 skinny. and so much more!!!

by jungleeyez369 May 31, 2009

rollar coastar

an orgasm cause it goes up and down

my rollar coaster was a loopdy loop last night.

by Ryan December 14, 2004

Coastie

Name given to members of the US Coastguard. They are known in towns with Coastguard bases for their pirate-like behavior of plundering the town's resource of women and local bars or taverns.

I have been personally told by many of them that they do not like mere civilians calling them that and many of them say that they were the ones who began calling themselves that.

"Kat really likes those Coastie guys. It must be the hot navy blue clothes they wear for work everyday."

OR

"The Coasties really used to come to our town and act like a bunch of pirates by plundering the local bars and taking over the local women. It isn't so much now since the new boat and it not needing as big a crew as the old one"

by iamamissknow-it-all March 29, 2008

west coast

Region with lower test scores, higher crime rates, and higher obesity rates than the East Coast. Where people spend millions to build homes precariously perched on hillsides, only to have them swept away in a mudslide or burned down in a forest fire a few years later and then rebuilt. Worst urban sprawl in the world, contributing to unprecedented environmental destruction and attributed in part to a car culture that keeps the U.S. in OPEC's pocket. Go to British Columbia and everything is instantly nicer.

New York alone is more energy-efficient than Seattle or Portland, and has lower crime and obesity rates than any major city on the West Coast.

The Elf doesn't know what he's talking about.

by Teh truth will ownz j00 January 11, 2006