jacob collier

an english man in london who exhales serotonin and inhales music and sarcasm and randomness and stevie wonder

once you discover jacob you go down one of two paths. you either go down the path of trying to analyze his mUsicAl tEchnIcaLiTy like he's a fucking science experiment or you look past the technical shit and just love him for his young spirit and big fat gorgeous amazing loving heart, personality, and soul. and music. his music is very good very flexible he is just so cool

there is also an alternate path where you fall into a spiral of simpism. meaning you become obsessed with his personality and you realize how pretty he is and laugh at everything he says and does because he's jacob and he's kind of hot

jacob collier: "how long?" well. this is an interesting question. my answer to you is rather simple. though out of context it may seem a bit complex in meaning, you may, or may not, be able to understand from my perspective. so. "how long," you may ask? my answer to you is "yes." ...that's the answer to that! next question. this is good fun.

me: *blinks slowly* *smiles* its not even funny bruh*bursts out laughing*

by confused nick face November 23, 2020

Collins'd

Grasping of another persons/animals privates while they are asleep

the young boy collins'd his kitten

by Zth The Wild thang October 15, 2006

colin petersen

Colin petersen is quite possible the coolest thing known to man.

colin petersen owns your sack

by cazzie shorthouse April 14, 2005

Colin Kaepernick

Worldwide meme that is a football player. "Down On One Knee Pledge."

Donald Trump hates Colin Kaepernick.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

Collid

He is very short, handsom, black, and muscular. They call people "silly" a lot. They're very concieted. They like to use foul language as much as possible, such as: fuck, bitch, hell, etc. They a lot of times think they can get whatever girl they want. They most times have very deep voices. Sometimes they are diabetic. They also like to tell people what to do.

"Look at that short black bodybuilder."
"He looks like a Collid."

by Shaquiquiqui February 5, 2013

collingwood

best ever team in the afl

dale thomas plays for collingwood so he is good

by webbman456 March 4, 2009

Collins

A sweet, caring, gentle, good Christian man that has all the ideals a godly woman (or really any woman) wants. Ephesians 5:23-30. Someone who cherishes the one he loves with all his heart and seeks her best interests and pursues her relentlessly while maintaining an appropriate distance. A very special friend who will always be there when you need him and is always willing to do anything so long as it doesn't compromise his faith in God. <3 A true man.

"That man is a Collins at heart."
"I've finally met 'the one,' he's such a Collins!!"

by rielaqwerty February 11, 2014