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clarking

When one gets high and engages into a sort of pseudo-profound speech that he or she believes is highly interesting and sensible while his or her audience half-listens, becomes confused, and informs the speaker that he or she has just “clarked” and has not made any sense whatsoever, at which point, the speaker also realizes he or she is making no sense.
(After non-sensibly rambling for 5 minutes), “Dude, you just clarked. You’ve been clarking for five minutes."
by dick_pfister December 31, 2009
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Jeremy Clarkson

An obnoxious arsehole, currently presenting Top Gear alongside Richard Hammond & James May. He is irritating, rude & insulting to most people & cultures, though he does get some things right...
...
...not very often.
Jeremy Clarkson, that obnoxious dick off Top Gear...
by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013
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clacker

by pr1mal August 22, 2003
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Cark

derogatory use of the male sex gland.

most commonly phrased by Dodgi Andi circa. 2005
"RESPECT THE CARK!"

"Morag, that old dog used to love the cark..."
by cinimod July 14, 2006
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Clack

the act of terminating someone, usually with an STD of some sort.
Dude yesterday i clacked some guy for driving slow!
by DKproductionss February 7, 2010
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Kelly Clarkson

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.
Guy: Are you married to somebody?
Guy 2: yes
Guy: Who?
Guy 2: Kelly Clarkson
by appointment November 8, 2020
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